I would dearly love to re-home some battery hens. However there is some resistence from certain quarters.

But imagine some chucks clucking about the garden providing the odd fresh egg for the kitchen.

'He' who is resisting may, however, have the upper hand. I do believe the deeds to the house wont allow us to keep livestock.

Surely a couple of chickens cant be any more annoying than noisey neighbours dogs or errant cats using any garden but heir own as a loo!